April 30, 2011
34

April showers bring

Mayflowers… not to mention

Tuberculosis

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April 19, 2011
33

Deep within the oak

That stirs in quiet moonlight

The booze is hidden

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April 17, 2011
32

Cut it out, Dylan

C’mon, man, I’m serious

That’s my mom’s best blouse…

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August 7, 2010
31

Look at that rainbow!

Wouldn’t you just look at it?

Look at it damn it. 

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August 5, 2010
30

Ultraviolet:

The only thing awesomer

Than plain violet

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August 3, 2010
29

Man, I’m so sleepy

I should really go to bed

But that’s what she said

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August 3, 2010
28

It is so funny

When grandma tells us stories

She has dementia

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August 3, 2010
27

Can’t wait for Christmas.

I just really, really hope

Santa’s real this year.

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July 9, 2010
26

Apple fall from tree

Hit me smack on top of head

Make me not hungry

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July 7, 2010
25

Mom got in a crash.

She said it wasn’t her fault.

She always says that.

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